Grave-Rob The Gipper

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

Joy Division- Atmosphere

Walk in silence, 
Don’t walk away, in silence. 
See the danger, 
Always danger, 
Endless talking, 
Life rebuilding, 
Don’t walk away. 

Walk in silence, 
Don’t turn away, in silence. 
Your confusion, 
My illusion, 
Worn like a mask of self-hate, 
Confronts and then dies. 
Don’t walk away. 

People like you find it easy, 
Naked to see, 
Walking on air. 
Hunting by the rivers, 
Through the streets, 
Every corner abandoned too soon, 
Set down with due care. 
Don’t walk away in silence, 
Don’t walk away.

alchemyprime:

How non-creepy fans should react to the bad eggs in their fandoms.

gothlolita:

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

leggomymeggos:

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

priceofliberty:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

2. You are getting arrested. 

3. You are getting beaten by the police.

In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.

In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.

this had me dying of laughter

Leah! Look!

stuff-i-guess:

Illustrator and surreal artist, Sachin Teng.

getnthevanihavecandy:

Muhammad Ali dodges 20 punches

getnthevanihavecandy:

Muhammad Ali dodges 20 punches

acid-butt:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

precious bbys

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

okbel:


Earth Day + Tumblr + Hank Green + PS + Me

okbel:

Earth Day + Tumblr + Hank Green + PS + Me

sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:

Scottish Batman [pandyland]

ME PARENTS AH DEEAAAAAADDD

sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:

Scottish Batman [pandyland]

ME PARENTS AH DEEAAAAAADDD